1 00:00:09,188 --> 00:00:14,258 (male narrator) A festive day in Gotham City. 2 00:00:15,660 --> 00:00:20,230 And at a civic luncheon at the Gotham Astoria.. 3 00:00:20,232 --> 00:00:23,333 ...Police Commissioner Gordon is being honored 4 00:00:23,335 --> 00:00:28,171 for 25 years of faithful service. 5 00:00:29,173 --> 00:00:31,474 � For he's a jolly good fellow 6 00:00:31,476 --> 00:00:33,542 � For he's a jolly good fellow 7 00:00:33,544 --> 00:00:36,511 � For he's a jolly good fellow 8 00:00:36,513 --> 00:00:38,613 � Which nobody can deny 9 00:00:38,615 --> 00:00:41,983 � Which nobody can deny 10 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:46,187 Oh, thank you, Chief O'Hara. 11 00:00:46,189 --> 00:00:49,523 But I.. I really don't think I deserve all this. 12 00:00:49,525 --> 00:00:51,591 Oh, daddy, you're too modest. 13 00:00:51,593 --> 00:00:53,626 Sure'n that he is. Right, Mr. Wayne? 14 00:00:53,628 --> 00:00:56,528 The commissioner deserves far more than we can ever repay. 15 00:00:56,530 --> 00:01:00,064 He's given the best years of his life to Gotham City. 16 00:01:00,066 --> 00:01:02,032 Where the devil is Mayor Linseed? 17 00:01:02,034 --> 00:01:04,434 He's supposed to present a special award 18 00:01:04,436 --> 00:01:05,501 to the commissioner. 19 00:01:05,503 --> 00:01:08,437 There he is now, with Mrs. Linseed. 20 00:01:08,439 --> 00:01:09,471 [comical music] 21 00:01:09,473 --> 00:01:10,505 [no dialog] 22 00:01:10,507 --> 00:01:13,741 They seem to be arguing about something, Dick. 23 00:01:13,743 --> 00:01:15,476 [music continues] 24 00:01:26,087 --> 00:01:30,023 Ladies and gentlemen, as a token of our appreciation 25 00:01:30,025 --> 00:01:32,658 for Commissioner Gordon's long service 26 00:01:32,660 --> 00:01:37,529 I wish to present him with this 24-carat gold watch. 27 00:01:37,531 --> 00:01:38,463 Commissioner.. 28 00:01:38,465 --> 00:01:40,565 [guests applauding] 29 00:01:43,068 --> 00:01:44,368 And now.. 30 00:01:44,370 --> 00:01:47,671 ...due to circumstances beyond my control.. 31 00:01:47,673 --> 00:01:54,411 That is...um...due to overwhelming considerations 32 00:01:54,413 --> 00:01:59,349 I hereby discharge Commissioner Gordon.. 33 00:01:59,351 --> 00:02:01,317 [intense music] 34 00:02:01,618 --> 00:02:02,684 '...and in his stead' 35 00:02:02,686 --> 00:02:10,058 I appoint, as the new Police Commissioner of Gotham City.. 36 00:02:10,060 --> 00:02:12,093 Miss Nora Clavicle. 37 00:02:12,095 --> 00:02:14,061 [murmuring] 38 00:02:18,399 --> 00:02:21,534 The famous Nora Clavicle. 39 00:02:22,369 --> 00:02:25,037 I didn't realize her Crusade for Women 40 00:02:25,039 --> 00:02:27,072 had gone this far. 41 00:02:27,074 --> 00:02:30,542 I'd say she's won that crusade. 42 00:02:31,477 --> 00:02:37,548 Saints preserve us. Saints preserve us all. 43 00:02:38,683 --> 00:02:41,084 [theme music] 44 00:02:49,626 --> 00:02:53,095 � Batman 45 00:02:53,097 --> 00:02:56,231 � Batman 46 00:02:56,233 --> 00:02:59,400 � Batman 47 00:02:59,402 --> 00:03:02,269 � Batman 48 00:03:02,271 --> 00:03:08,475 � Batman Batman Batman 49 00:03:08,477 --> 00:03:13,813 � Batman Batman Batman 50 00:03:13,815 --> 00:03:17,583 � Na na na na na na na na na na � 51 00:03:17,585 --> 00:03:21,186 � Batman 52 00:03:23,622 --> 00:03:25,789 [marching band music] 53 00:03:38,836 --> 00:03:41,437 [music continues] 54 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:52,481 Thank you, Mayor Linseed. 55 00:03:53,850 --> 00:03:55,183 As the new Police Commissioner 56 00:03:55,185 --> 00:03:57,818 I intend to carry on my crusade for women's rights. 57 00:03:57,820 --> 00:04:03,223 And to prove that women can run Gotham City better than men. 58 00:04:03,225 --> 00:04:04,624 Much better. 59 00:04:04,626 --> 00:04:07,660 So, my first official act will be to appoint 60 00:04:07,662 --> 00:04:11,730 a new Police Chief. 61 00:04:11,732 --> 00:04:13,531 Mrs. Linseed. 62 00:04:13,533 --> 00:04:15,499 [murmuring] 63 00:04:25,743 --> 00:04:28,578 I had no other choice, Mr. Wayne. 64 00:04:28,580 --> 00:04:30,580 My wife is such a devoted follower 65 00:04:30,582 --> 00:04:33,382 of Miss Clavicle's Crusade for Women that.. 66 00:04:33,384 --> 00:04:36,418 ...she refused to cook or clean or wash my shirts 67 00:04:36,420 --> 00:04:41,356 until I appointed Miss Clavicle Commissioner of Police. 68 00:04:41,358 --> 00:04:43,458 I've worn this shirt for a week! 69 00:04:43,460 --> 00:04:46,594 I haven't had a decent meal in months! 70 00:04:46,596 --> 00:04:50,798 It's alright, Mayor Linseed. We understand. 71 00:04:52,467 --> 00:04:54,167 Commissioner.. 72 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:56,702 'Can you ever forgive me?' 73 00:04:56,704 --> 00:04:59,771 Of course, Mayor Linseed, I understand how difficult 74 00:04:59,773 --> 00:05:00,571 it was for you. 75 00:05:00,573 --> 00:05:05,576 The question is, how difficult will it be for Gotham City? 76 00:05:06,711 --> 00:05:08,445 One moment, sir. 77 00:05:08,447 --> 00:05:10,914 I mean, ma'am! 78 00:05:10,916 --> 00:05:13,349 It's her, sir. 79 00:05:13,351 --> 00:05:14,316 Yes, Miss Clavicle? 80 00:05:14,318 --> 00:05:18,219 Commissioner Clavicle, Batman, calling to tell you 81 00:05:18,221 --> 00:05:20,854 you can take an extended vacation. 82 00:05:20,856 --> 00:05:22,622 We girls are handling things now 83 00:05:22,624 --> 00:05:25,524 and we won't need any help from you men 84 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:27,692 Bat or otherwise. 85 00:05:27,694 --> 00:05:30,361 Goodbye, Batman. 86 00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:42,472 Hmm. There's something curious about this affair. 87 00:05:42,474 --> 00:05:43,873 Very curious, indeed, sir. 88 00:05:43,875 --> 00:05:46,308 Well, we're dressed for investigating. 89 00:05:46,310 --> 00:05:47,575 Let's investigate! 90 00:05:47,577 --> 00:05:50,477 There's nothing to investigate yet, Robin. 91 00:05:50,479 --> 00:05:54,814 However, we could take a ride around Gotham City just in case. 92 00:05:54,816 --> 00:05:59,518 Well, good luck, sir. We men are counting on you, you know. 93 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,353 Right, Alfred. 94 00:06:01,355 --> 00:06:03,421 To the Batmobile! 95 00:06:04,423 --> 00:06:09,927 While, in the secret closet behind Barbara Gordon's bedroom 96 00:06:09,929 --> 00:06:13,797 Batgirl has a very similar idea. 97 00:06:13,799 --> 00:06:17,901 But even as she starts her own investigation.. 98 00:06:17,903 --> 00:06:21,571 ...what's happening in Commissioner Gordon's.. 99 00:06:21,573 --> 00:06:23,606 Commissioner Clavicle's office? 100 00:06:23,608 --> 00:06:25,841 Nora, what you're doing is wonderful. 101 00:06:25,843 --> 00:06:29,644 Women will finally take their rightful place in the world. 102 00:06:29,646 --> 00:06:32,246 Half the credit is yours, Millie dear. 103 00:06:32,248 --> 00:06:35,816 You reorganized the police department. 104 00:06:36,617 --> 00:06:38,451 It was nothing, really. 105 00:06:38,453 --> 00:06:43,022 Nothing? To fire every man on the police force 106 00:06:43,024 --> 00:06:46,425 and replace them all with women? 107 00:06:46,427 --> 00:06:47,993 That was quite a job. 108 00:06:47,995 --> 00:06:52,364 Well, I'd better see that things are running smoothly. 109 00:06:52,366 --> 00:06:54,933 You do that, dear. 110 00:07:04,043 --> 00:07:05,576 Now that she's out of the way 111 00:07:05,578 --> 00:07:07,878 you girls may proceed with Operation Ransack 112 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:12,782 while I proceed with Operation Disaster Insurance. 113 00:07:12,784 --> 00:07:15,885 But what about Batman and Robin, boss? 114 00:07:15,887 --> 00:07:18,854 Those masked menfolk? 115 00:07:18,856 --> 00:07:19,554 Pshaw. 116 00:07:19,556 --> 00:07:21,923 And what about...Batgirl? 117 00:07:21,925 --> 00:07:24,959 Oh, yes! I forgot about her. 118 00:07:24,961 --> 00:07:26,360 With a woman helping them 119 00:07:26,362 --> 00:07:29,896 Batman and Robin might just give us some trouble. 120 00:07:29,898 --> 00:07:32,832 But all we have to do is make a call 121 00:07:32,834 --> 00:07:34,466 and lead them into a trap. 122 00:07:34,468 --> 00:07:37,469 We can't call them, boss. 123 00:07:37,471 --> 00:07:38,636 You cut the wire. 124 00:07:38,638 --> 00:07:42,006 So I did. But we can still lead them into a trap. 125 00:07:42,008 --> 00:07:43,907 Well, how? How can we find them? 126 00:07:43,909 --> 00:07:46,776 Where does one usually find Batman and Robin? 127 00:07:46,778 --> 00:07:52,782 Well, usually, they're at the scene of some crime-- 128 00:07:52,784 --> 00:07:54,083 Aha! 129 00:07:56,052 --> 00:07:58,887 Ah, yes. I see what you mean. 130 00:07:58,889 --> 00:08:01,823 [laughing conspiratorially] 131 00:08:02,558 --> 00:08:04,625 Later, at the Gotham City National Bank 132 00:08:04,627 --> 00:08:08,795 Angelina and Evelina are making a scene.. 133 00:08:08,797 --> 00:08:10,797 ...of a crime! 134 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:19,372 Hand over the goodies, and don't dawdle! 135 00:08:42,496 --> 00:08:44,096 - Officer! - Oh! 136 00:08:44,098 --> 00:08:46,431 Now look what you've made me do! 137 00:08:46,433 --> 00:08:49,934 But, b-but...there's a robbery! 138 00:08:49,936 --> 00:08:52,369 It's all smeared! 139 00:08:53,404 --> 00:08:54,437 [whining] 140 00:08:54,439 --> 00:08:56,839 Then, add a little paprika 141 00:08:56,841 --> 00:08:59,908 and simmer over a low flame for 15 minutes. 142 00:08:59,910 --> 00:09:01,743 (Evelina) Don't forget the bay leaves. 143 00:09:01,745 --> 00:09:03,144 (Angelina) And a peppercorn or two. 144 00:09:03,146 --> 00:09:05,946 - Thank you. Thank you! - Thank you? 145 00:09:05,948 --> 00:09:09,049 But my bank's just been burgled. 146 00:09:09,051 --> 00:09:12,652 I hadn't thought of bay leaves. Yes. 147 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:19,124 Officer! Chase them! 148 00:09:19,126 --> 00:09:21,926 They've just robbed my bank! 149 00:09:23,995 --> 00:09:27,530 How can I chase them when they have the car? 150 00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:29,732 And all I have are my new Givenchy shoes 151 00:09:29,734 --> 00:09:33,035 and I'm certainly not going to wreck them! 152 00:09:38,541 --> 00:09:40,675 What's that, Car Six? 153 00:09:40,677 --> 00:09:43,678 A clearance sale at Arbech's? 154 00:09:43,680 --> 00:09:44,979 Ooh! 155 00:09:45,747 --> 00:09:48,081 Calling all cars! Girls, listen! 156 00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:53,052 Arbech's has just marked all their dresses down 20 percent. 157 00:09:53,054 --> 00:09:55,120 I've been cruising around myself, Batman 158 00:09:55,122 --> 00:09:57,689 and everything seems to be normal so far. 159 00:09:57,691 --> 00:10:01,159 Don't forget the shoe sale at DuBar's, girls. 160 00:10:01,161 --> 00:10:02,827 Wonderful bargains. 161 00:10:02,829 --> 00:10:07,631 Oh, by the way, Gotham National Bank has just been robbed. 162 00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:10,200 'But the big news is the two-for-one sale' 163 00:10:10,202 --> 00:10:12,669 'at Slob's Drugs..' 164 00:10:12,671 --> 00:10:14,837 Holy bargain basements, Batman! 165 00:10:14,839 --> 00:10:16,705 Our concern is the bargain hunters 166 00:10:16,707 --> 00:10:18,440 at the Gotham National Bank. 167 00:10:18,442 --> 00:10:19,507 Right, Batman. 168 00:10:19,509 --> 00:10:21,976 [intense music] 169 00:10:27,482 --> 00:10:29,816 [theme music] 170 00:10:41,595 --> 00:10:44,063 Thank goodness you're here, Batman. 171 00:10:44,065 --> 00:10:46,231 Two girl bank robbers just robbed my bank 172 00:10:46,233 --> 00:10:47,732 while the policewomen did nothing! 173 00:10:47,734 --> 00:10:50,234 Then they took off into thin air in a getaway car-- 174 00:10:50,236 --> 00:10:53,136 Sometimes you can see a great deal in thin air, sir. 175 00:10:53,138 --> 00:10:55,705 You mean, back to the Batcomputer in the Batcave? 176 00:10:55,707 --> 00:10:58,841 No time for that. We'll use the portable Batcomputer 177 00:10:58,843 --> 00:10:59,741 in the Batmobile. 178 00:10:59,743 --> 00:11:01,209 I think I'll tag along, Batman. 179 00:11:01,211 --> 00:11:02,643 The instruments in the Batgirlcycle 180 00:11:02,645 --> 00:11:05,979 aren't quite as sophisticated as those in the Batmobile. 181 00:11:05,981 --> 00:11:06,946 Thank you. 182 00:11:06,948 --> 00:11:09,481 [theme music] 183 00:11:12,218 --> 00:11:14,652 Following the portable Batcomputer's lead 184 00:11:14,654 --> 00:11:17,888 the Terrific Trio drop in on the warehouse 185 00:11:17,890 --> 00:11:19,055 of Dropstitch and Company. 186 00:11:19,057 --> 00:11:22,125 Manufacturers of fine knitting needles. 187 00:11:22,127 --> 00:11:25,695 But who has the drop on whom? 188 00:11:31,301 --> 00:11:34,036 [Batgirl gasps] Don't make a move, Batgirl! 189 00:11:34,038 --> 00:11:36,338 Nor you either, Dynamic Duo. 190 00:11:36,340 --> 00:11:38,773 Holy knit one pearl two! 191 00:11:38,775 --> 00:11:40,608 Exactly, Boy Wonder. 192 00:11:40,610 --> 00:11:41,742 This needle is razor sharp 193 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:45,245 and can puncture her jugular vein in an instant. 194 00:11:45,247 --> 00:11:49,382 Alright, girls, let's tie the Terrific Trio 195 00:11:49,384 --> 00:11:54,120 into Terrific Siamese Human Knots! 196 00:11:57,624 --> 00:12:00,792 You are wise to stay motionless 197 00:12:00,794 --> 00:12:03,027 or you will be the Terminated Trio. 198 00:12:03,029 --> 00:12:05,062 The slightest move by any one of you 199 00:12:05,064 --> 00:12:08,265 will only draw the Human Knot tighter. 200 00:12:08,267 --> 00:12:10,333 'Crush your bones.' 201 00:12:10,335 --> 00:12:12,702 [laughing diabolically] 202 00:12:12,704 --> 00:12:15,304 Strangle you. 203 00:12:15,306 --> 00:12:17,739 Holy hamstrings! 204 00:12:17,741 --> 00:12:18,973 Exactly, Robin. 205 00:12:18,975 --> 00:12:24,812 This is torture, at its most bizarre and terrible. 206 00:12:24,814 --> 00:12:26,780 [dramatic music] 207 00:12:30,184 --> 00:12:34,253 I understand your desire to checkmate us, Miss Clavicle. 208 00:12:34,255 --> 00:12:36,288 Commissioner Clavicle, Batman. 209 00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:39,724 But I strongly suspect there's more to your scheme 210 00:12:39,726 --> 00:12:43,928 than just tying us in a Siamese Human Knot. 211 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,030 Very observant, Batman. 212 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:50,267 And you're right. There is more. Much more. 213 00:12:50,269 --> 00:12:51,935 'As soon as night falls' 214 00:12:51,937 --> 00:12:56,239 I'm planning to destroy all of Gotham City! 215 00:12:56,241 --> 00:13:00,009 - All of Gotham City? - Why? 216 00:13:02,245 --> 00:13:04,346 Do you know what this document is, Batman? 217 00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:09,384 If I dared move my head, I might recognize it, but I daren't. 218 00:13:09,386 --> 00:13:12,920 It's an insurance policy on Gotham City. 219 00:13:12,922 --> 00:13:15,422 Holy underwritten metropolis! 220 00:13:15,424 --> 00:13:17,791 Exactly, Boy Bow-knot. 221 00:13:17,793 --> 00:13:19,959 I've insured Gotham City for ten million dollars 222 00:13:19,961 --> 00:13:22,861 and what do you think it cost me? 223 00:13:22,863 --> 00:13:24,796 Two hundred dollars, perhaps? 224 00:13:24,798 --> 00:13:28,065 Two hundred dollars! For a ten million dollar policy? 225 00:13:28,067 --> 00:13:31,902 Yes, Batgirl, because the risk is so low. 226 00:13:31,904 --> 00:13:33,036 The chances of destroying 227 00:13:33,038 --> 00:13:36,239 an entire city are infinitesimal. 228 00:13:36,241 --> 00:13:38,808 Right again, Batman. 229 00:13:38,810 --> 00:13:41,710 But Gotham City will be destroyed. 230 00:13:41,712 --> 00:13:43,078 I'll collect the ten million 231 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,814 and there won't be any witnesses around to make trouble. 232 00:13:45,816 --> 00:13:48,216 (Nora) 'Oh, you'll find it completely impossible' 233 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:50,718 'to ever get out of that Human Knot.' 234 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:55,322 But it will all be over...soon. 235 00:13:55,324 --> 00:13:58,425 Come on, Evelina, Angelina should be outside 236 00:13:58,427 --> 00:14:00,994 with the truck by now. 237 00:14:00,996 --> 00:14:03,730 Don't...move! 238 00:14:03,732 --> 00:14:06,466 [Nora laughing diabolically] 239 00:14:09,069 --> 00:14:11,370 [laughing continues] 240 00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:16,474 Do we dare breathe, Batman? 241 00:14:16,476 --> 00:14:20,144 Cautiously, Robin, cautiously. 242 00:14:20,146 --> 00:14:24,214 Talking has been dangerous enough. 243 00:14:24,216 --> 00:14:29,052 A deep breath might prove fatal. 244 00:14:36,393 --> 00:14:40,095 Are they all set to go off one-half hour after sunset? 245 00:14:40,097 --> 00:14:41,396 - Yes, boss. - Ah, good. 246 00:14:41,398 --> 00:14:44,132 That will give them time to distribute themselves 247 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:45,333 throughout the city. 248 00:14:45,335 --> 00:14:46,233 And when they explode 249 00:14:46,235 --> 00:14:50,971 there won't be a building left standing in Gotham City! 250 00:14:53,274 --> 00:14:56,442 Aren't they darling little creatures? 251 00:14:56,444 --> 00:14:59,111 Lovely, lovely. 252 00:15:15,995 --> 00:15:18,062 [patriotic music] 253 00:15:37,089 --> 00:15:40,191 I loathe standing in lines, Chief O'Hara. 254 00:15:40,193 --> 00:15:43,961 Well, at least it's only one day a week, commissioner. 255 00:15:43,963 --> 00:15:48,265 Besides, what else can we do? 256 00:15:48,267 --> 00:15:49,032 Get other jobs. 257 00:15:49,034 --> 00:15:52,135 But we've been policemen almost all of our lives. 258 00:15:52,137 --> 00:15:55,004 We don't know how to do anything else. 259 00:15:55,006 --> 00:15:56,171 True enough, Chief O'Hara. 260 00:15:56,173 --> 00:15:57,205 We only know one trade 261 00:15:57,207 --> 00:16:00,908 and suddenly that trade is closed to us. 262 00:16:00,910 --> 00:16:02,876 Taken over by women! 263 00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:05,912 Begorrah, the shame of it! 264 00:16:06,213 --> 00:16:08,681 I can't stand this much longer, Batman. 265 00:16:08,683 --> 00:16:11,016 I'm getting terrible cramps in my legs! 266 00:16:11,018 --> 00:16:14,652 - Good! - Good? Terrible cramps? 267 00:16:14,654 --> 00:16:15,519 Exactly, Robin. 268 00:16:15,521 --> 00:16:19,856 The involuntary muscular contractions in Batgirl's legs 269 00:16:19,858 --> 00:16:22,525 may indirectly relieve the tension 270 00:16:22,527 --> 00:16:24,693 in your lower lumbar region. 271 00:16:24,695 --> 00:16:26,861 Holy slipped disc! 272 00:16:26,863 --> 00:16:29,196 Not quite, Robin. 273 00:16:29,198 --> 00:16:34,801 If I can wiggle my ears 274 00:16:34,803 --> 00:16:40,273 and if you are able to bend the fourth finger 275 00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:44,944 on your left hand just a fraction of an inch-- 276 00:16:44,946 --> 00:16:48,047 You might strangle us all! 277 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,949 Release us, Batgirl. 278 00:16:50,951 --> 00:16:52,650 It's the Basic Formula 279 00:16:52,652 --> 00:16:55,986 for escaping from the Siamese Human Knot. 280 00:16:55,988 --> 00:16:58,722 I just recalled it. 281 00:16:58,724 --> 00:16:59,622 Ready? 282 00:16:59,624 --> 00:17:02,291 - Ready, Robin? - Ready. 283 00:17:03,126 --> 00:17:08,763 I'm beginning to wiggle my ears under my cowl. 284 00:17:08,997 --> 00:17:13,734 Alright. I'm releasing my fourth finger. 285 00:17:13,736 --> 00:17:15,569 I'm wiggling. 286 00:17:15,571 --> 00:17:17,804 I've got it. 287 00:17:20,107 --> 00:17:21,607 Ah. 288 00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,913 Gosh, Batman, what a simple way 289 00:17:28,915 --> 00:17:31,148 to get out of a Siamese Human Knot. 290 00:17:31,150 --> 00:17:32,115 But, what do we do now? 291 00:17:32,117 --> 00:17:36,819 Yes. We really know nothing of Miss Commissioner Clavicle's 292 00:17:36,821 --> 00:17:39,788 plan to destroy Gotham City. 293 00:17:39,790 --> 00:17:42,657 Perhaps we can start with...that. 294 00:17:42,659 --> 00:17:44,725 [woman screaming] 295 00:17:47,628 --> 00:17:49,061 [screaming] 296 00:17:55,601 --> 00:17:58,002 What's inside it? 297 00:17:59,738 --> 00:18:04,041 (Batman) 'Oh! A high explosive charge' 298 00:18:04,043 --> 00:18:05,342 and a timing device.. 299 00:18:05,344 --> 00:18:10,914 ...apparently set to go off a half an hour after sunset. 300 00:18:10,916 --> 00:18:13,650 But, how could a little charge.. 301 00:18:13,652 --> 00:18:14,917 Holy mechanical armies! 302 00:18:14,919 --> 00:18:16,652 Exactly, Robin. 303 00:18:16,654 --> 00:18:18,787 There's a legion of these lethal mice 304 00:18:18,789 --> 00:18:21,256 whirring through Gotham City at this very moment. 305 00:18:21,258 --> 00:18:24,859 We can't catch them all, not before dark. 306 00:18:24,861 --> 00:18:25,392 I know. 307 00:18:25,394 --> 00:18:26,993 Robin, call Chief O'Har.. 308 00:18:26,995 --> 00:18:29,762 Chief Linseed on the police channel. 309 00:18:29,764 --> 00:18:31,730 Tell her to mobilize her entire force 310 00:18:31,732 --> 00:18:34,332 and send them out to gather up these mice. 311 00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:38,903 I'll be back by the time you finish that call. 312 00:18:45,076 --> 00:18:49,679 Connect me with Chief Linseed, please. It's an emergency. 313 00:18:49,681 --> 00:18:51,080 Chief Linseed? 314 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:55,250 Yes, Robin. We know about the mice. 315 00:18:55,252 --> 00:18:56,884 [intense music] 316 00:19:00,121 --> 00:19:03,990 But, I'm afraid my police force won't be very much help to you. 317 00:19:03,992 --> 00:19:08,694 Officer, are those mice still down there? 318 00:19:08,696 --> 00:19:10,829 Yes, Chief Linseed. 319 00:19:11,263 --> 00:19:16,934 Ohh! Oh, excuse me, Robin. I'm afraid I'm going to faint. 320 00:19:16,936 --> 00:19:18,835 Oh, me, too. 321 00:19:25,075 --> 00:19:26,008 I might have known. 322 00:19:26,010 --> 00:19:27,409 You can't get policewomen 323 00:19:27,411 --> 00:19:29,377 to help you catch mice. 324 00:19:29,379 --> 00:19:31,245 It's diabolical! 325 00:19:32,280 --> 00:19:36,983 I'm afraid you're right, Robin. But we may have one last hope. 326 00:19:36,985 --> 00:19:41,187 What are you doing, Batman? This is no time for games! 327 00:19:41,189 --> 00:19:42,955 Robin, look! 328 00:19:42,957 --> 00:19:45,390 [flute music] 329 00:19:49,128 --> 00:19:50,828 How'd you do it, Batman? 330 00:19:50,830 --> 00:19:52,162 There's no time to explain, Robin. 331 00:19:52,164 --> 00:19:55,765 I want you both to play exactly the same tune you just heard. 332 00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:59,101 Batgirl, you take the east side. Robin, you take the west side. 333 00:19:59,103 --> 00:20:01,770 East side, west side. I'll go through midtown. 334 00:20:01,772 --> 00:20:02,737 We'll meet at the docks. 335 00:20:02,739 --> 00:20:05,473 - But-- - Just play, Robin. 336 00:20:05,475 --> 00:20:08,242 Play for all you're worth. 337 00:20:08,244 --> 00:20:10,477 [flute music] 338 00:20:53,087 --> 00:20:55,221 With only moments left before disaster 339 00:20:55,223 --> 00:20:58,991 the Terrific Trio and their retinue of rodents 340 00:20:58,993 --> 00:21:02,894 arrived at dockside. 341 00:22:07,993 --> 00:22:09,326 [water splashing] 342 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,361 [flute music] 343 00:22:11,363 --> 00:22:12,995 We made it! 344 00:22:12,997 --> 00:22:14,896 With very few moments to spare. 345 00:22:14,898 --> 00:22:17,031 But how'd you know they'd follow us, Batman? 346 00:22:17,033 --> 00:22:21,101 I was able to determine that the guidance system 347 00:22:21,103 --> 00:22:22,102 in the mice was built 348 00:22:22,104 --> 00:22:24,237 around the principle of high-frequency radar. 349 00:22:24,239 --> 00:22:27,573 So, by selecting the right combination of flute toots 350 00:22:27,575 --> 00:22:31,944 I was able to cause those mice and their homing mechanisms 351 00:22:31,946 --> 00:22:37,049 to zero in on the source of the sounds, the flutes. 352 00:22:37,051 --> 00:22:39,551 The Pied Pipers of Gotham City. 353 00:22:39,553 --> 00:22:41,152 [chuckles] 354 00:22:41,286 --> 00:22:42,986 You might say that. 355 00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:44,954 [engine revving] 356 00:22:54,464 --> 00:22:57,299 I see you have some interesting freight there. 357 00:22:57,301 --> 00:23:00,168 That we do, Batman. Caught 'em at the edge of town. 358 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:02,937 Just as you said we might when you phoned me. 359 00:23:02,939 --> 00:23:04,605 They were exceeding the speed limit 360 00:23:04,607 --> 00:23:05,872 by a considerable margin, sir 361 00:23:05,874 --> 00:23:08,975 so we, we thought it best to take them into custody. 362 00:23:08,977 --> 00:23:11,644 You can't arrest us. You have no power. 363 00:23:11,646 --> 00:23:15,147 Citizen's arrest, me fine feathered females! 364 00:23:15,149 --> 00:23:17,549 You should have bought some prison insurance, Miss Clavicle. 365 00:23:17,551 --> 00:23:21,419 (Gordon) 'She'll need it where she's going, Boy Wonder.' 366 00:23:21,421 --> 00:23:22,486 A long term policy 367 00:23:22,488 --> 00:23:24,955 with Warden Crichton as the beneficiary. 368 00:23:24,957 --> 00:23:27,458 It'll be nice to have our old jobs back again. 369 00:23:27,460 --> 00:23:31,428 - Won't it, commissioner? - It will indeed, Chief O'Hara. 370 00:23:31,430 --> 00:23:34,097 It will indeed. 371 00:23:40,270 --> 00:23:43,538 Well, with Nora Clavichord behind bars-- 372 00:23:43,540 --> 00:23:46,574 - Chief O'Hara, that's Clavicle! - Oh. 373 00:23:46,576 --> 00:23:50,144 Well, a rose by any other name, commissioner. 374 00:23:50,146 --> 00:23:51,545 And what a rose she was 375 00:23:51,547 --> 00:23:53,580 with Mrs. Linseed under her thumb 376 00:23:53,582 --> 00:23:56,149 and all those exploding mice under her feet! 377 00:23:56,151 --> 00:23:58,184 Yes. At least she didn't pull it off 378 00:23:58,186 --> 00:24:00,319 thanks to Batman, Robin and Batgirl. 379 00:24:00,321 --> 00:24:03,422 Do you think we'll have a breather now, commissioner? 380 00:24:03,424 --> 00:24:08,160 Unless we get some disturbing phone call, Chief O'Hara. 381 00:24:08,162 --> 00:24:09,761 [phone ringing] 382 00:24:09,763 --> 00:24:10,795 Commissioner Gordon. 383 00:24:10,797 --> 00:24:12,630 [high-pitched quacking] 384 00:24:12,632 --> 00:24:13,230 Penguin! 385 00:24:13,232 --> 00:24:15,665 Just let me ask you one thing, commissioner. 386 00:24:15,667 --> 00:24:20,536 Did you ever hear of the lethal Nigerian fruit fly? 387 00:24:20,538 --> 00:24:23,672 [high-pitched quacking] 388 00:24:26,275 --> 00:24:29,076 And Commissioner Gordon certainly will hear 389 00:24:29,078 --> 00:24:31,445 of lethal Nigerian fruit flies. 390 00:24:31,447 --> 00:24:32,412 And so shall we all.. 391 00:24:32,414 --> 00:24:36,649 ...when Penguin pulls his insidious insect antic 392 00:24:36,651 --> 00:24:39,818 in our next episode. 393 00:24:43,522 --> 00:24:45,389 [theme music] 394 00:24:46,090 --> 00:24:49,258 � Batman 395 00:24:49,260 --> 00:24:52,294 � Batman 396 00:24:52,296 --> 00:24:55,497 � Batman 397 00:24:55,499 --> 00:24:58,433 � Batman 398 00:24:58,435 --> 00:25:03,738 � Batman Batman Batman 399 00:25:06,408 --> 00:25:08,809 � Na na na na na na na 400 00:25:08,811 --> 00:25:11,611 � Batman 401 00:25:11,661 --> 00:25:16,211 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0